relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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steampanic:

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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(Source: kul5ara)


ottermatopoeia:

penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

enjoy your bird shit pie bitch

(Source: storybookdisney)

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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Some

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BODY

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

(Source: b0ni)


hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

tvgropes:

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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

(Source: todoyurika)